[00:12.36] I took her out, it was a Friday night
[00:14.97] I wore cologne to get the feeling right
[00:18.22] We started making out
[00:19.49] And she took off my pants
[00:21.37] But then I turned on the TV
[00:23.79] And that's about the time she walked away from me
[00:27.22] Nobody likes you when you're 23
[00:30.30] And are still more amused by TV shows
[00:33.03] What the hell is ADD?
[00:34.60] My friends say I should act my age
[00:36.27] What's my age again?
[00:37.73] What's my age again?
[00:42.44] Then later on, on the drive home
[00:45.46] I called her mom from a payphone
[00:48.40] I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
[00:51.72] This state looks down on sodomy
[00:54.44] And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
[00:57.60] Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:00.65] And are still more amused by prank phone calls
[01:03.72] What the hell is call ID?
[01:05.28] My friends say I should act my age
[01:07.01] What's my age again?
[01:08.54] What's my age again?
[01:11.37] 
[01:32.52] And that's about the time she walked away from me
[01:35.83] Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:39.12] And you still act like you're in freshman year
[01:41.54] What the hell is wrong with me?
[01:43.19] My friends say I should act my age
[01:44.41] (What's my age again?)
[01:45.98] (What's my age again?) That's about the time that she broke up with me (please stay with me)
[01:49.68] No one should take themselves so seriously (please stay with me)
[01:52.56] With many years ahead to fall in line (please stay with me)
[01:55.54] Why would you wish that on me?
[01:57.40] I never wanna act my age (please stay with me)
[01:59.14] What's my age again?
[02:00.61] What's my age again?
[02:02.96] 
[02:14.99] What's my age again?
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