[00:00.26] Here you go, motherfuckers
[00:02.12] Do you wanna come to a party?
[00:03.57] My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
[00:06.13] This thing's at a frat house, but the people are cool there
[00:08.19] Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed there would be someone there who would catch my attention
[00:12.21] I wasn't out searching for love or affection
[00:14.34] So I paid my three-in and the girls got in free
[00:16.22] Shined the beer for tequila, and we headed into the party
[00:20.51] And then, in the backyard, some terrible ska band
[00:22.86] Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
[00:24.96] This place is so lame, all these girls look the same
[00:26.95] All these guys have no game, I wish I would have stayed in my bed back at home
[00:30.11] Watching TV alone, where I'd put on some porn, or have sex on the phone
[00:33.58] Far from people I hate down from anywhere State
[00:35.33] Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
[00:40.59] And then I saw her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair
[00:44.33] She wasn't wearing underwear
[00:46.42] At least I prayed that she might be the one
[00:49.97] Maybe we'd have some fun
[00:51.49] Maybe we'd watch the sunrise
[00:53.80] But that night, I learned some girls try too hard
[00:58.91] Some girls try too hard
[01:02.92] Some girls try too hard to impress
[01:05.12] With the way that they dress
[01:07.00] With those things on their chests
[01:09.19] And the things they suggest to me
[01:11.66] I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
[01:13.46] The names she was dropping, the games she was playing
[01:15.44] She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
[01:17.52] How she's down with the wise well-constructed disguise
[01:19.67] Now I'd rather go dateless, than stay here and hate this
[01:21.82] Her volume of makeup, her fake tits were tasteless
[01:24.12] So I said I'd call her, but never would bother
[01:26.24] Until I got turned down by another girl at a party
[01:30.94] So when you see her standing there with green eyes and long blonde hair
[01:35.01] She won't be wearing underwear
[01:37.15] And you'll discover this girl's not the one, and she'll never be fun
[01:42.38] You should just turn and run, because you'll find out that some girls try too hard
[01:49.53] Some girls try too hard
[01:53.36] And some girls try too hard to impress
[01:55.85] With the way that they dress
[01:57.89] With those things on their chest
[01:59.72] And the things they suggest to me
[02:05.36] Some girls try too hard
[02:09.48] Some girls try too hard
[02:11.56] 