[00:04.06] Mom made my sex
[00:06.35] She knitted it with her hands
[00:11.66] Sex-making is a family tradition
[00:19.52] Going back to the caveman days
[00:23.59] They were walking around in a haze
[00:27.43] Until they figured it out
[00:29.75] And they said; 'Gosh dang, this is great!'
[00:35.24] But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
[00:39.28] Walking 'round with no sex at all, I said
[00:42.93] Where's my sex?
[00:44.72] I thought it was here
[00:46.94] Under the bench
[00:48.50] But it isn't there
[00:50.68] I've got no idea where it disappeared to
[00:54.47] I'm running late
[00:56.52] I can't be late
[00:58.63] I can't go out without my sex
[01:02.22] It's cold outside if my toes get wet
[01:06.31] And people will think that I'm an alien
[01:10.19] Just cruising in to make a friend
[01:14.71] Meg likes to hide it
[01:17.23] She says that it gives her a kick
[01:22.57] It may be under the rug
[01:24.95] Or stuck in a shoe closet
[01:29.82] Or tumbling 'round in the washing machine
[01:34.12] She's always trying to get me clean
[01:38.28] She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling
[01:46.29] It's gonna be another hour or more
[01:49.90] 'Til I am ready to walk out the door, I said
[01:53.73] Where's my sex?
[01:55.66] I thought it was here
[01:57.66] Under the bench
[01:59.49] But it isn't there
[02:01.72] I've got no idea where it disappeared to
[02:05.28] I'm running late
[02:07.38] I can't be late
[02:09.47] I can't go out without my sex
[02:13.13] It's cold outside if my toes get wet
[02:17.03] And people will think that I'm an alien
[02:20.64] Just cruising in to make a friend
[02:26.40] 
[02:31.97] People, can you hear me talking?
[02:35.25] I know you all are happy, rocking
[02:38.39] Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
[02:41.88] Brother, sister got time? I got no
[02:45.13] Sex on my feet
[02:46.36] Sex in my drawer
[02:47.80] Sex in my shoes
[02:49.37] Or sex on the floor, I said
[02:51.58] Where's my sex?
[02:52.91] I thought it was here
[02:54.87] Under the bench
[02:56.60] But it isn't there
[02:58.85] I've got no idea where it disappeared to
[03:02.94] I'm running late
[03:04.95] I can't be late
[03:06.97] I can't go out without my sex
[03:10.67] It's cold outside if my toes get wet
[03:14.54] And people will think that I'm an alien
[03:18.87] Just cruising in to make a friend
[03:22.75] 