When I was a baby I was so happy
I play with my friends in the mud
Wilbur and Jack and Otis and Beatty
We were a gang, you got to believe me
Momma would scold us if we got too rough
She didn't care, she was proud of us
I ran around and talked to the animals
Tellin' 'em stories of savage cannibals
Then I got older and noticed a girl
At first I was sure I didn't exist to her
I sulker around but I didn't know why
Then she put her cheek on my shoulder and I
Was lookin' at her and she was lookin' at me
We started to smile it was our destiny
Tina was her name. She was my cutie-pie
I forgot about things that I used to like
I spent all my time followin' her around
My friends all made the whip-lash sound
But they understood. They was happy for me
And everyone clapped when I asked her to marry me
And she said "yes" and we felt so fine
We lost track of the passin' time
Before I knew it we had our own babies:
Gina and Shannon and Keebie and Gabe
But now I've got to die
I've lived a good life I've got no complaints
I'd like to thank Farmer Pete
For bringing me scraps of food that I could eat
He always had a smile on his face
He didn't want to think of this day
It's finally here
It's finally here, oh
Oo-oo, they called me pig
Oo-oo, they called me pig
When I was a baby I was so happy
I played with my friends in the mud