Two, three
I'll soak 'em when I'm down in the tub
With avocado cream they'll take a rub
They'll wrinkle like raisins if I stay too long
I wouldn't wanna do it wrong
They'll put you in the driver's seat
Da, da, da, da
And to the table when you wanna eat
Da, da, da, da
But when you go to sit them down in your chair...
Take good care of your feet, Pete
Better watch out what you eat, neat
Better take care of your life 'cause nobody else will
They'll twinkle when you fall in love
And put you there when you jump up above
When you're on the spot they'll get 'em right under you
One and then the other too
Now if you wanna do the right thing for 'em
Just take a walk in the grass
But don't you catch yourself falling or stepping on a piece of glass
Doo, doo, doo, doodle, doodle
Doo, doo, doo, doodle, doodle
Fee, fee, fee, fee, oh
Fee, fee, fee, fee, oh
Doo, doo, doo, doodle, doodle
Take a load off your feet, Pete
Better watch out what you eat
Oh, oh, oh