I kicked out of the surf and stuck my board in the sand
And then up in my Woody to a hamburger stand
And when I got back my nine five board was gone.

She said yeah
She said finders keepers
Losers weepers
Finders keepers
Finders keepers
Losers weepers.

I saw a Hodaddy paddling out by the pier
Well he must have got my board cause mine isn't here
But now I know how to fix him
I'll just raise that meatball flag.

He said yeah
He said finders keepers
Losers weepers
Finders keepers
Finders keepers
Losers weepers.

He took off on a swell when he saw the flag
He's just a crazy Hodaddy pulling some kind of gag
He went over the falls
And now my boards coming back to me.

I said yes
I said finders keepers
Losers weepers
Finders keepers
Finders keepers
Losers weepers.