[00:10.35] Hold the milk, put back the sugar
[00:12.32] They are powerless to console
[00:14.96] We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes
[00:17.50] From our late friend's cereal bowl
[00:19.89] Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto
[00:22.25] That he taught us to repeat
[00:24.38] You will lose it in your gym class
[00:26.89] If you wait 'til noon to eat
[00:28.75] Back when the Chess Club
[00:30.44] Said our eggs were soft
[00:32.64] Every Monday he'd say grace
[00:34.64] And hold our juice aloft
[00:36.44] Oh, none of us knew
[00:39.18] His checkout time would come so soon
[00:41.14] But before his brain stopped waving
[00:44.71] He composed this tune
[00:46.57] When the toast is burned
[00:50.42] And all the milk has turned
[00:51.82] And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
[00:54.44] When the big one finds you
[00:58.76] May this song remind you
[01:01.17] That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
[01:16.19] Breakfast Clubbers, drop the hankies
[01:19.08] Though to some our friend was odd
[01:21.22] That day he bought those pine pajamas
[01:23.82] His check was good with God
[01:26.08] Those here without the Lord
[01:27.48] How do you cope?
[01:29.70] For this morning we don't mourn
[01:32.20] Like those who have no hope
[01:34.66] Oh, rise up, Fruit Loop lovers
[01:37.23] Sing out sweet and low
[01:39.36] With spoons held high
[01:41.02] We bid our brother, Cheerio
[01:43.95] When the toast is burned
[01:49.15] And all the milk has turned
[01:50.48] And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
[01:53.37] When the big one finds you
[01:55.46] May this song remind you
[01:58.07] That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
[02:40.36] When the toast is burned
[02:43.12] And all the milk has turned
[02:45.21] And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
[02:50.25] When the big one finds you
[02:52.74] May this song remind you
[02:54.88] That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
[02:59.65] When the toast is burned
[03:02.09] And all the milk has turned
[03:04.52] And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
[03:09.28] When the big one finds you
[03:11.43] May this song remind you
[03:14.08] That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
[03:18.75] When the toast is burned
[03:21.33] And all the milk has turned
[03:23.67] And Captain Crunch is waving farewell
[03:28.27] When the big one finds you
[03:30.85] May this song remind you
[03:33.66] That they don't serve breakfast in Hell
[03:36.36] 