I was born in a crossfire hurricane
I would howl at night in the pourin' rain
But it's alright now
In fact it's a gas
Said it's wuh-uh-uh-uh-alright
Said a Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Ooh, yeah
Shuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-no, honey

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
I was downed with a strap right 'cross my back
But it's alright, now
In fact, it's a gas
Said it's alright, Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Ooh, yeah
Shuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-no, honey

Slash was drowned, he was washed up, left for dead
I looked frowned at the crumbs of a loaf of bread
I looked down at my feet and saw they bled
Izzy was crowned with a spike right through his vein

But it's alright, now
In fact it's a gas
But it's alright, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
Ooh, yeah
Shuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-no, honey

(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)
(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)
(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)
(Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas)

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas
Jumpin' Jack Flash, you know it's a gas
Jumpin' Jack, Jumpin' Jack
I need a Jumpin' Jack
Come on an' bring it back
Jumpin' Jack

That one's for your Mama!