[00:01.35] Well I love New York like everyone,
[00:03.57] And I go to Las Vegas to chill.
[00:07.57] I like Denver, Colorado, 'cause it's so laid back,
[00:11.24] And Chicago keeps it real.
[00:15.07] Well I only leave Dallas when I have to,
[00:18.07] But when I do, I like Tulsa OK,
[00:22.28] And I ain't got nothing against California,
[00:26.13] But I can't stand L.A.
[00:30.03] Well Orlando, Florida, it's humid, but it's swell,
[00:33.48] Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock, (Yes they do!)
[00:36.27] And New Orleans is evil, but it's part of the appeal.
[00:40.82] You can gamble, drink, and swear until you drop. (Handbag!)
[00:44.57] The state of Ohio's been great to our band,
[00:47.92] Along with Philly and Green Bay. (I like cheese)
[00:51.86] I got nothin' but love for Hollywood,
[00:55.60] But I can't stand L.A.
[00:59.47] I like Salt Lake City,
[01:00.93] Portland, Frisco, Sante Fe,
[01:02.76] Indianapolis, Hartford too,
[01:06.56] Boise, Memphis, Sioux Falls,
[01:09.01] And of course, KC,
[01:10.69] Along with Pittsburgh and Kalamazoo. (We've never been there!)
[01:14.13] Atlanta is a home away from home,
[01:17.72] And heres a shout out to Sauget. (We should take a moment to explain where Sauget is.)
[01:22.17] Oh yeah, it's St. Louis.
[01:23.52] And I wish my friends would leave that place,
[01:27.03] 'Cause I can't stand L.A.
[01:30.84] Traffic sucks. No protected lefts. (Yeah, but road rage is so cool.)
[01:35.23] Snooty fucks. Pollution fills the air. (Can I (?) smoke outside)
[01:38.99] Gang fights. Seven dollar beer, (That fucking sucks!)
[01:42.69] And the threat of breaking off into the sea.
[01:45.59] And now to give Los Angeles the benefit of the doubt... (What?)
[01:47.46] Jimmy Kimmel, In-N-Out, and great sushi,
[01:51.36] And diversity everywhere.
[01:56.63] Really hot chicks, wearing next to nothing,
[02:00.64] And the Santa Monica pier.
[02:04.24] Thank you for hair metal,
[02:08.62] And the '84 Olympics,
[02:10.57] And for BFS radio play.
[02:14.18] Well, and please don't take this personally.
[02:17.40] No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave,
[02:21.74] And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is,
[02:25.40] I can't stand L.A.
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