[00:15.45] You are my best friend in the world.
[00:19.29] And I hope that you know,
[00:23.33] When we hangout together,
[00:26.28] It's freakin' awesome.
[00:28.79] 
[00:31.03] Playing poker Friday night,
[00:32.99] Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
[00:35.16] You think that my sister's hot
[00:36.94] I accidentally shot your finger
[00:39.18] Off your writing hand oh well,
[00:41.08] You get disability.
[00:42.86] I broke my leg you laughed so hard
[00:44.76] And told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
[00:48.81] 
[00:54.27] You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
[00:58.05] That I really and truly feel this way
[01:01.87] Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
[01:07.21] 
[01:09.63] And sometimes we punch each other in the face
[01:13.39] Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
[01:17.43] I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
[01:22.78] 
[01:28.75] You fart and burp in the same key,
[01:32.45] And I think your iPod sucks.
[01:36.78] You make fun of my hair because yours is. disappearing.
[01:44.53] I've seen your penis you've seen mine
[01:46.72] I popped your pimples you
[01:48.04] Rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back
[01:50.40] You ran defense when I shit my pants
[01:53.09] You felt my girls' brand new boobs
[01:54.97] You asked to suck them she refused
[01:56.92] So while you slept I shaved your head
[01:58.73] You woke up and told me that I...
[02:00.93] You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
[02:05.21] That I really and truly feel this way
[02:08.99] Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
[02:14.45] 
[02:16.72] And sometimes we punch each other in the face
[02:20.73] Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
[02:24.77] I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
[02:29.06] I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
[02:35.01] 
[02:56.13] You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
[02:59.73] That I really and truly feel this way
[03:03.79] Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
[03:11.59] And sometimes we punch each other in the face
[03:15.31] Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
[03:19.33] I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
[03:22.95] 