[00:01.72] Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
[00:04.68] You-you-you-you-you!
[00:06.33] (Uno, dos, tres, quatro!)
[00:08.90] 
[00:14.78] My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her
[00:19.35] No hablo Ingles
[00:21.73] Policeman caught me doing 90 and that's when pulled me over
[00:26.57] No hablo Ingles
[00:28.57] A hippy with a tambourine asking me if i could spare a dollar
[00:33.55] No hablo Ingles
[00:35.67] Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar
[00:40.76] No hablo Ingles
[00:42.55] (One!) When I'm not feeling it
[00:44.46] (Two!) When someone's full of shit
[00:46.12] (Three!) When I get cut off at the bar
[00:50.09] To make a getaway
[00:51.63] It's all you gotta say
[00:53.15] (Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
[00:55.84] No hablo Ingles
[00:59.28] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[01:02.83] No hablo Ingles
[01:06.32] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[01:11.14] My nephew asks me if i'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie
[01:15.80] No hablo Ingles
[01:18.08] Walking my dog i see a sign that says to please pick up the doodie
[01:23.07] No hablo Ingles
[01:24.92] My mum gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday
[01:30.13] No hablo ingles
[01:32.22] A guy walks up and says "Donde esta casa de Pepe"
[01:36.81] He no habla Ingles
[01:39.09] (One!) So many different uses
[01:40.91] (Two!) You don't need no excuses
[01:42.73] (Three!) It's as easy as the third grade
[01:46.47] The perfect getaway
[01:48.25] It's all you've gotta say
[01:49.82] (Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
[01:51.72] No hablo Ingles
[01:55.68] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[01:59.19] No hablo Ingles
[02:02.70] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey!)
[02:08.92] 
[02:14.53] Did you brush your teeth?
[02:15.97] (No hablo Ingles!)
[02:17.86] Where'd you leave your pants?
[02:19.49] (No hablo Ingles!)
[02:21.12] Did you feed the fish?
[02:23.08] (No hablo Ingles!)
[02:24.68] Do you like my band?
[02:26.76] Wait... don't answer that
[02:31.03] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[02:34.53] No hablo Ingles
[02:38.04] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[02:41.77] No hablo Ingles
[02:43.15] Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
[02:45.19] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[02:46.98] Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
[02:48.73] No hablo Ingles
[02:50.16] Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
[02:52.40] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[02:54.77] Can I borrow that beer?
[02:56.08] No hablo Ingles
[02:59.31] No hablo Ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
[03:02.77] No hablo Ingles
[03:06.00] No hablo Ingles.
[03:07.26] 