I call you every hour on the telephone
I work my fingers right down to the bone
I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone
Got you a trailer about the size of Maine
Bought a mile of interstate in your name
I've given you everything, baby what do you want from me?

I burned all of my porno 'cause you were PMSing
You say it offends you, all the talking it never ends
Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
So you could go to the opera, dumped all of my girlfriends
Even the dirty ones, you say they annoy you, they want to destroy you
I've given you everything, baby what do you want from me?

Got you a picture you could put in a frame, wearing a suit all checkered and lame,
I even signed it at the bottom so you'd remember my name
Took you to Target for a birthday meal
Got you an autographed Buns of Steel, So whats the deal?
I've given you everything, baby what do you want from me?

Burned all of my porno 'cause you were PMSing
You say it offends you, all the talking it never ends
Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
So you could go to the opera, dumped all my girlfriends
Even the dirty ones, you say they annoy you, they want to destroy you
I've given you everything, baby what do you want from me?

I give you everything
Ziroconian diamond rings
Got you Lo-Jack for your Pontiac
And some decals for your fingernails
And your bass master, singing trout
And a tv, and a cd and a dvd from QVC
And baby, whatcha think of me?

Burned all of my porno, you say it offends you
Disconnected my X-Box
Baby what do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?